{"id":123,"date":"2005-08-24T21:47:56","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T01:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.chewbode.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2016-04-24T11:48:13","modified_gmt":"2016-04-24T15:48:13","slug":"slacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/2005\/08\/24\/slacker\/","title":{"rendered":"Slacker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bad boy (yeah, you all know that). I&#8217;ve been playing a lot of World of Warcraft lately and not spending any time on editing. I shall change my ways. Starting next week, tho. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>My brother&#8217;s in town this week so we&#8217;re all going out for some dinner together tonight and will hopefully have bloated, sick-feeling programmer&#8217;s belly*. I hope to be able to get back to editing tomorrow. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>*Programmer&#8217;s Belly:<\/strong> The condition where, after eating too much food (as in &#8220;Thanksgiving dinner&#8221; too much), one sits in a chair (preferably one that reclines), moans and rubs his\/her belly, hoping that the tactile sensation will ease the feeling of imminent gut-split. Commonly experienced by game programmers after eating too much pizza and drinking too much Coke.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sick Thought of the Day: Up to the elbow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bad boy (yeah, you all know that). I&#8217;ve been playing a lot of World of Warcraft lately and not spending any time on editing. I shall change my ways. Starting next week, tho. \ud83d\ude09 My brother&#8217;s in town this week so we&#8217;re all going out for some dinner together tonight and will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}