Oh fuck. What else is Chewbode up to now? Well, as if I didn’t have enough shit going on, I’ve decided to expand the Chewbode museum up on the site. What the hell is the Chewbode museum, you ask? Nothing. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. It’s a fucked up, insecure attempt to organize a bunch of stuff I found while cleaning out the closet in the studio today. I’ve got a stack about twelve inches high of things sitting on my desk that needs to be kept; Out of half a closet of shit. These things are neat, fun, goofy, things that I’m going to put online for others to see. I really don’t give a fuck if you like them or not, I just need to do this. Then I can put them away in a nice tidy little box for the rest of my life. Or throw them out. Whichever makes more sense in 5 years, when I clean the closet again. So, I’m adding this project into the projects list. There won’t be a glimmer of change to the site until the entire museum is ready, so don’t be trolling the site looking for it (wait… what the fuck kind of stupid shit am I talking about?). Uh… SCOUR the website for the new stuff as frequently as humanly possible, and jack my fucking hit meters up, beotchs.<\/p>\n
Seriously, I’m going to be uploading some stuff with some (hopefully) fun little stories and such. I’ve got a lot of things I want to do to the site: some historical, preservation-style things, some just fun, some just dorky. Check back in a few days. I hope to have it done soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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