{"id":147,"date":"2005-11-24T00:10:51","date_gmt":"2005-11-24T04:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.chewbode.com\/?p=147"},"modified":"2016-04-24T12:53:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-24T16:53:26","slug":"gobble-gobble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/2005\/11\/24\/gobble-gobble\/","title":{"rendered":"Gobble, Gobble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re gearing up for the big Turkey Day feast like everyone else in the country. I plan on being up bright and early to start in on the cooking along with Shauna. My grandmother won&#8217;t be able to make it, as she&#8217;s feeling under the weather and doesn&#8217;t want to make everyone sick too, but other than her, the usual bunch will gather a feed from the Chewbode glutton trough. I suspect that while everyone is beating each other about the head and neck on Black Friday, I&#8217;ll simply be sitting around rubbing my still-stuffed belly and waging an internal battle; more food, or sleep?<\/p>\n<p>All production has halted for the holiday, but should begin back up this weekend. Depend if I&#8217;ve come out of my gigantic carb-fog yet.<\/p>\n<p>Sick Thought of the Day: Nut twist squeal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re gearing up for the big Turkey Day feast like everyone else in the country. I plan on being up bright and early to start in on the cooking along with Shauna. My grandmother won&#8217;t be able to make it, as she&#8217;s feeling under the weather and doesn&#8217;t want to make everyone sick too, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}