almost live<\/a>. I believe it will be ready before Dragon*Con.<\/p>\nSick Thought of the Day: She took one hand and placed it in his mouth and slowly pressed upward on his top teeth. Inserting her other hand as well, she grabbed the lower jaw. He winced with pain, and a small tear rolled down his cheek. As she began spreading his mouth open, the sounds of bone snapping, like dry kindling in a fire, emanated from his head. Small stretch mark began to form around his mouth as she continued to widen his maw. Her muscles tensed and she felt the limit of his flexibility growing near. Squinting one eye, she adjusted her hands ever so minutely, and popped her muscles into action. The jaw, skin, and most of the lower soft palette ripped from his skull. The hands that deal the blow immediately receded, and she dropped the saliva and blood covered mass of bone and flesh to the floor. He howled in pain as she stood back to admire her handiwork. The odd look on his face \u2013 that of worry with no frown \u2013 sent shivers up her spine. He grasped for was used to be there, under his nose, but could do nothing to rectify the problem. After several minutes of the howling, she could take no more. The pleasant look on her face turned to disgust, and she promptly kicked him in his manhood, rupturing a testicle and sending him, like a leap, to the floor.<\/p>\n
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