{"id":326,"date":"2006-12-03T22:54:48","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T02:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.chewbode.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2016-04-24T16:06:31","modified_gmt":"2016-04-24T20:06:31","slug":"ode-to-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/2006\/12\/03\/ode-to-insanity\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Insanity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tongue.<br \/>\nInto Anus.<br \/>\nMaybe Heinous.<br \/>\nBut I like it.<\/p>\n<p>Forks.<br \/>\nInto the nether.<br \/>\nI wear leather.<br \/>\nTo keep them out.<\/p>\n<p>Tickles.<br \/>\nOnto the belly.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s slightly smelly.<br \/>\nIt was my urine.<\/p>\n<p>Failure.<br \/>\nMakes midgets stronger.<br \/>\nThe knight is no longer.<br \/>\nAnd not very short.<\/p>\n<p>Apples.<br \/>\nStuffed in his mouth.<br \/>\nMy fingers go south.<br \/>\nInto applesauce.<\/p>\n<p>Hair.<br \/>\nLickety-lick the horn.<br \/>\nHe manages his scorn.<br \/>\nIt\u2019ll be better now.<\/p>\n<p>Roots.<br \/>\nMakes the tree stand.<br \/>\nFinger in the can.<br \/>\nI heave it out.<\/p>\n<p>Torque.<br \/>\nThe smile is coiled.<br \/>\nMy balls have spoiled.<br \/>\nYou are not needed.<\/p>\n<p>Sick Thought of the Day: American Han Solo, made into doughnut meat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tongue. Into Anus. Maybe Heinous. But I like it. Forks. Into the nether. I wear leather. To keep them out. Tickles. Onto the belly. It\u2019s slightly smelly. It was my urine. Failure. Makes midgets stronger. The knight is no longer. And not very short. Apples. Stuffed in his mouth. My fingers go south. Into applesauce. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":327,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}