{"id":59,"date":"2004-07-12T20:06:51","date_gmt":"2004-07-13T00:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.chewbode.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2016-04-23T12:43:03","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T16:43:03","slug":"give-me-a-broken-e-mail-server-ill-give-you-12-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/2004\/07\/12\/give-me-a-broken-e-mail-server-ill-give-you-12-hours\/","title":{"rendered":"Give Me a Broken E-mail Server, I&#8217;ll Give You 12 Hours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shit. Fuck. Shit, shit, shit!<\/p>\n<p>No, that&#8217;s not my agenda with the Mudpuppy tonight. It&#8217;s my disgust with the e-mail server at work. The fucking thing decided to take a nose-dive today at 4:30pm. I call Microsoft for support since it&#8217;s REALLY fucked up bad, and they tell me that it will be a long repair process; one which I need to watch like a hawk (translation: have to be at the office for). Looks like I&#8217;ll be out of here around 3:00am or 4:00am. Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit. Fuck. Shit, shit, shit! No, that&#8217;s not my agenda with the Mudpuppy tonight. It&#8217;s my disgust with the e-mail server at work. The fucking thing decided to take a nose-dive today at 4:30pm. I call Microsoft for support since it&#8217;s REALLY fucked up bad, and they tell me that it will be a long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chewbode.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}